No Fishing
One morning after fishing from his boat in the lake, a man returns to the shore and decides to take a nap at the lakeside.
Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out, since it is such a beautiful day.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and starts reading her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, " Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies , (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"But Officer I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
" Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to write you up a ticket and you'll have to pay a fine."
" If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape" says the woman."
"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden .
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he immediately departed.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman, she's much smarter.