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Nala | 17:25 Fri 20th Aug 2004 | Body & Soul
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Why oh why, does johnny depp look so sexy in eyeliner. honestly, i know girls who don't look as good as him in eyeliner. is there a type of guy that looks better in eyeliner? cos if J.D gets any sexier in the next P.O.T.C i think i may spontaneosly combust. i mean, come on girls, back me up here, pirate costume, sexy accent, great oneliners AND EYELINER!!!!! Are they trying to oversex us to death? and orlando bloom! he's not a patch on Johnny though! phhwwoar!!
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Johnny Depp was absolutely gorgeous in Edward Scissor Hands. I was thinking about the film for days after.
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i agree. must put him on my to do list. tee hee hee
I'll be right behind you!
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not literally, i hope! jack sparrow or edward scissorhands? methinks Jack, Ed would hurt, what with having scissors 4 hands n' all.
Ha, ha, ha!
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did any1 understand The ninth gate? was j.d the devil or that woman or was it some1 else entirely? and was with the weird sex scene. johnny did not look as though he was enjoying himself. but sure we could think of a way to improve that! right, smudge?!
Nala, did you realise you've given yourself 3***? He, he!
Oh yes. What's his phone number?
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if i had johnny depp's phone number do think i would b spending my time on a computer? No, didn't think so. I'd be greatly occupied with applying eyeliner. to his eyes. but thats not the only thing i'd b occupying myself with! the rating is gone *sniff* i thought it was a good answer *sniff sniff* my humour isn't appreciated *sob*
The reason Johnny looks soo good in eyeliner is the reason anyone looks good in it - he has cheekbones to die for, and eyes to match. Jelous moi? I'll be in the little crack in the skirting board if anyone wants me - follow the sobbing sounds!
Johnny Depp is the hottest man on the face of this earth and i couldn't agree with any of you more! gasp... i want him. so johhny, if youre reading this, please rape me!!
oh yea, and who thinks he was funny/sexy in "secret window" even though he was a psycho killer? ::kelsc25 raises her hand::
omg i noe i love him but i dont get the whole eyeliner thing i mean ya he looks sexy in it but he isnt a gurl we should look better in it then he ever should beside the fact that i love johnny depp

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