Is privet bad for your bits?

[boxtops]

When we were looking in the bushes for Rover last night, I just had to have a wee and everywhere was shut, so <<ssh>> I weed in the bushes. There was nothing to wipe with - I avoided obviously nasty stuff in the undergrowth like Lords and Ladies - so I used a bit of privet - but I wondered afterwards whether there is anything in privet which might not do good, Down Below....? (It seems all in order today!) What would you have done?

[Arti]

Get your hedge cut....then sort the privets out ;)

[snags]

''What would you have done? ''

You know how dogs drag their butts along the grass...

[craft1948]

Are your bits now green?

[whiskeryron]

boxy the question you should have asked is is Privet bad for your Privates. Ron.

[boxtops]

Eew snags, the council would have caught me on cctv.....

[boxtops]

LOL ron, I might have had some Army references too, then!

[RATTER15]

Drip dry If I was a woman, just jump up and down a while!!

[anneasquith]

box........... you didnt ?

[crisgal]

that happened to a friend of mine, while she was taking a short cut through the grave yard, after a night out with the girls.
her husband wasn't best pleased when he saw a card stuck to her bum which read:
'we'll never forget you, from all the lads at the fire station' ;)

[boxtops]

ratter - jumping doesn't work, you should know that by now.

[jackthehat]

It'll be a lot less 'bad' for you than the clump of thistles I found during an impromptu 'rest-break'.........:o(

[RATTER15]

I know Boxy but would hell of a laugh to see it!!

[boxtops]

LOL jack, I did get a twig in the head but that's better than nettles up the jaxy...

[jackthehat]

Not only did it hurt, but it was so startling that it caused me to jump and I piddled all down the back of my jeans..........:o(

[rowanwitch]

dock leaves are good natural bogroll... as are dandelion leaves

[boxtops]

Thank you rowan but there were none to hand - I had privet, or tiny new oak leaves, or dry stuff with ants in from the floor....

[Sir Alec]

Privet is very poisonous if taken internally. I don't know about using it as bog roll!

[mazie]

leaves only to horses. and the fruit or berries to us humans, so I think your ding-a-ling is going to be OK boxy....still No Rover?