Solving problems

starone | 20:05 Tue 05th Jun 2012 | Jokes

5 Answers

After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife
> one day and said ....... "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a
> junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white
> TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
>
> Now ... I have a $500,000 home, a $35,000 car, a nice big bed
> and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It
> seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
>
> My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
> hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be
> living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed
> and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
>
> Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's
> problems.