No Grandchild

[marval]

A wealthy old man looked around the table at his two sons and five daughters and their spouses gathered for a family reunion.

"Not a single grandchild," he said with a sigh.

"Why, I'll give a million dollars to the first kid who presents me with a little one to bounce on my knee. Now, let's say grace."

When the old man lifted his eyes again, his wife was the only other person at the table.

[Psybbo]

Yes, like it, I'm off as well. oh for a rich grandad

[starone]

Tee-hee. I think I would be the same when I was younger.

[malagabob]

No husband has been shot by his wife while hes been hoovering.