Quit
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some photo kit for an upcoming shoot.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks.
"Honey, I've been thinking ... now that we are married, I think it's time you quit Photography, shooting landscapes, and quit your camera clubs. Maybe you should sell your cameras and tripod!"
Tim gets this horrified look on his face!
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
Tim replies, "There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife?", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
Tim continues his packing & responds, "I wasn't."