Jeffery Was Getting Jip

[honeydip]

I have now put my youngest on serious training. He is getting annoyed with only one boy in the year called Martin. 3 months ago this little boy called martin pushed a little boy and he had to go straight to hospital because of a gash in his head. I am teaching Jeff that if anyone pushes him push them back and I am keeping him fit. Am I wrong? Because if I am then the only other solution is paying Martins parents a visit and that is a last resort.

[MadMen]

Pasta, I wouldn't take HD's posts too seriously... ;)

[honeydip]

He didnt actually do the push ups..... His knees hit the bench and I called it a push up. When he had done 5 I told him he was amazing and that he is stronger than kids a lot older than him. I dont want my kid to get pushed around. My wife works at the school but she will finish next month due to pregnancy. I dont want my kid getting pushed around

[RATTER15]

This is just silly nonsense, the lad is 5!!!

[honeydip]

4 actually sorry

[pastafreak]

Maybe you could borrow one of RATTER's dogs...;-)

[magsmay]

I agree with Madman - don't take these posts seriously -they are a load of toss .

[tonyav]

Sorry honeydip but this sounds like normal playground stuff to me.

[honeydip]

I hope you are female MM because I am not in the mood of questioning my sexuality. Tell me you are female please

[Zacs-Master]

Some of Mr Honeydipper's other comments

He also used to fart frequently and laugh about it. The guy was like something out of a neanderthol age or something.

How Do You Break It To Your 4 Year Old You Have Killed Their Gold Fish

I am getting tired of having to keep my chest hair trim and having to ask my wife to shave my back

Can I train my self to have a stronger mind and to be more focused by playing things to myself when I am asleep?

I have fungal skin infection all over my body. I leave it untreated because it just keeps coming back and its a pain trying to put all this cream on my back all the time. The doctor says this is linked to Asthma. Well I hope it isnt a worm!

You get the picture?

[MadMen]

"When he had done 5 I told him he was amazing and that he is stronger than kids a lot older than him."

Hahaha! Oh HoneyDip, you are so funny.
It's like a real-life Rocky Balboa! "Adriaaaaaaaaan" :)))

[honeydip]

I also told him its not about how many times he gets knocked down. You can get knocked down all your life it doesnt make you any less of a man. What makes you a man is how many times you get up! You gotta get UP Thats what makes you a man.

[Zacs-Master]

Does your mum wear leopardskin HD?

[craft1948]

pmsl...............

[honeydip]

Not unless she requested them before she died dude no. On a brighter note though and seriously she used to drive around in a car with hand painted flowers and freddi mercury tributes all over it

[RATTER15]

Honeydip, may I suggest you book yourself in for a vasectomy asap, you really are just a little bit odd arent you!

[MadMen]

Literally just spat my drink all over the keyboard!


HoneyDip, you are so funny, you really are :)

[Zacs-Master]

I can't get the rocky theme outta my head now.

[MadMen]

Lol. I can just imagine HoneyDip out in the yard, shouting at his son "GET UP AND BE A MAN!!!!!"

[honeydip]

Slalom is tomorrow anyway and an early start. Its not anyones fault on here but thinking about my mum now so I am signing out. night night especially to you mm :)

[mrs.chappie]

When she died, did you inherit the car?