Love these Starone, I often put them in our Church newsletter!
Here are some more:
The Sunday School teacher was describing Lot's wife looking back at Sodom and turning into a pillar of salt, when Bobby interrupted. "My mummy looked back once while she was driving," he announced, "and she turned into a telephone pole."
A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. "Mind if I have a few?" he asks. "No, not at all!" the woman replied.
They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realises that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl. "I'm terribly sorry for eating all your peanuts, I really just meant to eat a few." "Oh, that's all right," the woman says. "Ever since I lost my teeth all I can do is suck the chocolate off them."
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she sent them back into the morning service, "And why is it necessary to tiptoe and be quiet in church?"
Janie replied, "Because the people are sleeping?"
At Sunday School they were learning how God created everything, including human beings. Johnny was especially intent when the teacher told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny, what is the matter?" Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."
Several children found a dead bird in the garden. Feeling that a proper burial should be performed, they found a small box and some cotton wool, dug a hole in the back garden, and made ready to dispose of the deceased. The minister's 5-year-old son was chosen to say the prayer. And so with great dignity, trying to copy his father, he said loudly, "Glory be to the Father...and to the Son...and ...into the hole he goes!"
The Pastor didn’t seem to have a lot of money so for his 50th birthday, the congregation decided to give him a new suit. He was so touched by the gift that the following Sunday he stood before everyone and, with tears in his eyes, and announced, "Thank you for your generosity - today I am preaching to you in my birthday suit."
Maria came home from Sunday School on Palm Sunday and told her mother that she had learned a new song about a cross-eyed Teddybear named “Gladly” It took her mother a while before she realised that the hymn Maria had been singing was really: "Gladly My Cross I'd Bear."
A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' His son asked, ' So Dad - what happened to the flea?'