Cat Flea Bites...

[sandyRoe]

I was giving next doors cat a bite of dog food this morning and while I was at it I gave it a stroke or two. The thanks I got was a flea bite on my face. I don't want to be going to Mass this morning looking flea bitten. How can I disguise the mark?

[EcclesCake]

Wear a flower in you hair.

[Tilly2]

Haven't you got any make up, Sandy?

[sandyRoe]

No, Tilly. There's not a bit of maquillage in the house.
Eccles, what hair?

[Tilly2]

Put a plaster on it and say you cut yourself shaving.

[EcclesCake]

OK, in your hat then :-)

[EcclesCake]

But that would be a lie Tilly, you should be telling lies in church ;-)

[Tilly2]

Well, tell them the truth then. You were stroking a mangey old cat!

[sandyRoe]

I'll wait and go to an evening service.
I couldn't use the plaster ruse. The bite was on my forehead.

[Tilly2]

Will anyone actually notice? Won't everyone have their eyes on their rosary beads or something?

[sandyRoe]

They most likely wouldn't. I'll go a bit late and stand at the back just to make sure.

[Tilly2]

Good ploy!

[Obiter]

Just go to confession and say, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I was playing with the old pussy next door and she has left the mark of Cain upon me.""

[Arabesque]

Beware of cat flea bites - they gave me allergic eczema!

[wolf63]

Wear a motorbike crash helmet - nobody will notice the bite.

[Tilly2]

They'll think you're delivering pizzas.

[sandyRoe]

Or in to steal the collection

[Obiter]

You could, of course, break the habit of a lifetime and go to a protestant church. After all, if you are dispensing fleas, rather they than you.

[Georgiesmum]

Id put a small plaster on it and if anyone asked, id say i stroked a stray cat and it scratched me.

[boxtops]

GM's aswer is the most sensible......

[maggiebee]

Would anyone recognise a flea bite Sandy?