Most Embarrassing Story?

Dreamsandlove | 11:11 Tue 09th Aug 2016 | ChatterBank

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Just wanting a really good laugh. You guys cheered me up before hearing your worst jobs. What's your most embarrassing stories?

Mines: so I was at my crushes house, 1st date...candle lit meal. All going well until I knew I needed to go drop the kids at the pool. Obviously didn't want to hold it so I had to go there and then. After doing, I looked down to see the biggest thing I've ever seen. It looked like King Kong had let the kids out the back door. Flushed it. No movement. Panicked...waited a bit. Reflushed, nothing. Just there still in the bowl. Panicked as I'd been gone so long and I had flushed 2xs he'd know what I'd done. 3rd time lucky? I flushed. Water came up and up and up and all over the floor. I had to go out and tell my date I had done a big one and blocked his toilet. In text message. After I sneaked out his house. Never been so embarrassed in my whole life.

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Old_Geezer

Should've just reached in and broken it up. Much less embarrassing, until you find he's run out of soap. Sneaked out ?

EcclesCake

I really needed to know that.

Quoi

My most embarrassing was stealing a crummy story from reddit and posted it on another site and someone noticed

whiskeryron

To get rid of a Kong job, go get a bucketful of water, flush system & immediately tip contents of bucket into pan, this has the effect of doubling the cistern quantity going down the pan & clears everything away.

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