Going To The Loo............

[-SharonA-]

I have heard it all! In Corrie earlier, Gemma told Chesney she was 'going to shake her lettuce' in reference to going to the loo.

How do you say you're going to the loo?

[pixie374]

"I'm going to the loo"... if I feel the need to point it out...

[SlackAlice]

P time

[Buenchico]

Depending upon where I am, and whom I'm with, I might . . .
make use of the amenities ;
take a leak ;
find the little boys' room ; or
point Percy at the porcelain ;-)

[Hopkirk]

Wrestle the one eyed trouser snake

Shake hands with the wife's best friend

(with credit the "The Adventures Of Barry McKenzie)

[Togo]

Depends what I am "doing". Could be making my will, or watering the horse.

[Togo]

Spotted that as well Hopkirk. :))

[-SharonA-]

Lol at Hopkirk!!!!!

[Togo]

Be punishing Percy in the palm next. (&_*)

[Hopkirk]

Syphon the python

[maggiebee]

Nothing - I just go.

[-SharonA-]

Best way Maggie!

[DTCwordfan]

'I'm going to water or fertilize the garden.'

[Togo]

Barrie Humphries was a one off. Thing is the people who love him now would not allow him to speak in our whole new pc world.

//Barry McKenzie: I'm that thirsty I could drink out of a Japanese wrestler's jockstrap.
Auntie Edna Everage: Oh Barry don't make such crude remarks about our dear little stunted slant-eyed yellow friend//

[EDDIE51]

no 1 or no 2 ?

[EDDIE51]

No 1 Point percy for a male or Aim Avril for a female.
No 2 I'm off to Lay a cable.

[gingejbee]

I was asked once..."could I inspect your plumbing?"

[EDDIE51]

As a side line do you ladies actually sit on the loo for a pee?
My wife and I used to be the cleaners for our community center.
3 ladies and 3 gents loos to clean every morning.
Every day and I really mean every day the ladies loo seats would be have pee stains on them! and need scrubbing and bleaching.
I do not see how you can pee on the seat if you are sitting on the loo!
Gents loos never has pee stains on the seats ever!

[Ryzen]

I'm going to shake hands with the unemployed !

[Mamyalynne]

Gingebee, where they medically trained?


I tell myself where I'm going in case I forget halfway there.

[Mamyalynne]

^ were