Dieting....!

[BANANASPLITS]

My wife and i started dieting 2 weeks ago and the other day she said we had done really well so she suggested that we should have a cheat day ....
so yesterday she brought home 2 McDonalds double cheese and bacon burgers ,
10 KFC hot n spicy chicken wings ,
a bottle of wine
and ribs ....
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I brought home the young lady from next door!
and as I lie here in my hospital bed I've come to the conclusion I'll never understand women!!..

[retrocop]

variety is the spice of life

[BANANASPLITS]

So they say!

[Patsy33]

Greedy burger!

[retrocop]

That's not what the wife called him.

[retrocop]

There are a lot of calories burnt in bedtime gymnastics. :-)

[marval]

Oops