Golf In Heaven

[retrocop]

Two old men had been friends most of their lives. When it was clear that Frank was dying, Leonard visited him every day. One day Leonard said, "Frank, we both loved playing golf all our lives, and we started playing in high school. Please do me one favour: When you get to heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's golf there."




Frank looked up at Leonard from his deathbed and said, "Leonard, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you."



Shortly after that, Frank died. A few weeks later, Leonard was awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, "Leonard !"



"Who is it?" asked Leonard, sitting up suddenly. "Who's there?"



"Leonard, it's me, Frank."



"You're not Frank. Frank just died !"



"I'm telling you, it's me, Frank," insisted the voice.



"Frank ! Where are you?"



"In heaven," replied Frank. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."



"Tell me the good news first," said Leonard.



"The good news," Frank said with joy and enthusiasm, "is that there's golf in heaven. Better yet, all of our old buddies who died are here too. Even better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always summertime and it never rains. And best of all, we can play golf all we want and we never get tired. And we get to play with all the greats of the past."



"That's fantastic," said Leonard. "It's beyond my wildest dreams ! So what's the bad news?"



"You're in my foursome this Saturday."

[BANANASPLITS]

Lol par for the course

[retrocop]

Must of spent too much time at the nineteenth hole. :-(

[Patsy33]

I knew he was dying to get there!...

[marval]

lol

[aelmpvw]

my favourite golf joke courtesy of jimmy stewart ...
Margaret and John,a married couple, are at the breakfast table one morning when Margaret asks John," if I were to die would you remarry?". John is reluctant to get into this discussion and avoids answering.
Margaret is persistent however, and repeats the question for days on end. John, finally badgered into responding replies, "yes, Honey I probably would remarry."
Margaret now asks, "Would you sell our house?" "No, I would never do that" says John. "Would you sell our bed?" she asks. "Of course not" he answers.
"And would you ever let her use my golf clubs?" she wants to know. John answers," No Sweetheart never,besides she's left handed".