Water

[Chipchopper]

After shelling out top dollar for a fancy bottle of spring water in the convenience store and just to rub some salt in the wound, I suddenly came to the realisation that Evian spells naive if you care to spell it backwards.

[nescio]

Bob Monkhouse pointed this out many years ago

[Chipchopper]

Yes, he told a lot of great jokes over the years!

One of my faves: "I hear people say that their memory isn't what it used to be."
"But how would they know ?"

[Patsy33]

They must think we're wet ( like the water)