>>> Anyone have any experience of this . . .
Given the typical age profile of most AB members, I suspect that lots of people here have had plenty of experience with the tests. For example, I got my (negative) result back on Friday but Bobbisox is still waiting for her result.
(They're far simpler now that they used to be. The older tests required samples to be taken, and smeared onto a card. on three different days. Now it's just a single sample, with less messing about).
As the whole point of the tests is to look for blood in the sample that's not visible to the naked eye, the fact that you've not noticed any blood in your poo is largely irrelevant. However it probably would mean that, in the VERY UNLIKELY chance of any blood being detected, any problem will have hopefully been caught at an early stage.
Things to remember:
1. The vast majority of test results are NEGATIVE, however . . .
2. As 1 in 50 are positive then, given the scale of the screening programme, there are still plenty of people who get a positive result. (i.e. if you're unlikely enough to do so, you're far from alone!) ;
3. A positive result does NOT necessarily mean that you've got bowel cancer. There are plenty of other reasons why blood could be present (including such minor things as piles);
4. Even if you turned out to be one of the VERY FEW people who do turn out to have bowel cancer the, as long as it's caught early enough, a very simple operation (to remove the affected part of the bowel) has a 100% CURE RATE ;
5. If you were really unlikely, and found yourself to be within the VERY, VERY SMALL number of people found to have cancer that's progressed beyond its early stages, it can usually still be 'treated', if not actually 'cured'. (My own prostate cancer is 'incurable but treatable' and I'm still going strong!).
I suspect that most people have at least a small amount of worry at the back of their minds when they send their poo samples off. (I'd had quite a bit of blood in my poo some months before my test, as a side effect of the radiotherapy for my prostate cancer. I then had some more bleeding some time after that but the consultant just said "Shove some Anusol up there!". So, with some history of rectal bleeding, I was a bit worried that my test would come back positive but, as I've said, it didn't).
So, as I see it, you probably don't need to book the crematorium just yet ;-)