A Few More

[Rondy]

You're welcome to drive out from Cairo and visit the Pyramids - when you arrive at the car park just toot and come in.

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This guy walks into the local bar one Friday afternoon when he gets out of work, as he steps up to the bar he sees his good friend Joe throw down 2 shots, he had a frown on his face.
"What's with the long face Joe?" asked the guy.
Joe responds, "My wife told me today that she was only going to have sex with me on Mondays, and Thursdays!"
"Well," said the friend, "That's not that bad, some of us she has cut off completely."

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Got to get the dampness sorted out in this house.
I've just caught a salmon in the mouse trap.

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A search of historical records show that a number of my ancestors were stilt-walkers in the circus.
They were part of my extended family.

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[Patsy33]

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