I just got in from a night on the carlsberg, i made two pieces of toast with marmalade and a cup of aero hot chocolate, i put them on a tray and turned the tele on ,my intention was to eat said toast drink chocolate and go to bed,as i sat down the pillow behind me slipped out of place and i sat on it instesd of placing my back against it, i tried to position it into place but instead i tipped the hot chocolate into my lap , i am in a bit of pain as you would imagine , is that funny or should i be concerned? i missed the vital parts and only have two burnt legs , what do you think?
thanks lez , do you know i forgot all about the toast till you mentioned it , i was more worried about my legs but they seem to bee fine ,ok it stings a bit but on the whole i think i got off lightly.
no i have drank enough for the night , i have been out every night this week so i am going to have a break , in fact i think i may be drinking to much lately.
Well,its a fair distance,i`m in Worcestershire.Anyway,i`ve only got the one can,i hate larger but i`ve just got in from a night out with the girls and its all i could find.Think i`ll have to make some hot chocolate(soz, i know thats a sore point,ooh err missus).
I would think, jacko, that spilling Aero hot chocolate upon your lap is quite insignificant in regards to the numerous calamities that could befall you. Imagine, if you can, going out to your coal-shed to get a scutlle of coal and discovering a German unexploded bomb nestled there............Now there's a predicament:)
stewey thanks for that, the last time i saw a coal shed was 1966 and as for german unexploded bombs ,well the series danger uxb sorted all those out in the 70s