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joggerjayne | 17:09 Sun 25th Jan 2009 | ChatterBank
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An open letter to all ABers ...

Dear ABer,

With the continued downturn in conventional investment opportunities, Jogger Holdings plc ("Jogger") has, for some time, been acquiring shares in AnswerBank.

In compliance with AnswerBank's Articles of Association, all shares have been offered pro rata to the existing shareholders. Given the prevailing market conditions, a significant proportion of these offers has been declined.

Following further negotiations this weekend, we are pleased to announce that Jogger now holds a 79% controlling interest in AnswerBank.

We have invited "The Ed" to continue in his role as Editor, but subject to the overall control of Jogger.

We are considering an option to "hive off" the more viable Sections of AnswerBank, and to sell off the less attractive Sections. The only Sections which are likely to be retained are:

Health and Fitness
ChatterBank
Sport

Please Take Notice that, henceforth, all decisions concerning AnswerBank (including decisions as to what is or is not acceptable) will be made by Jogger.

Yours sincerely,

joggerjayne
CEO
Jogger Holdings plc
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do you have any vacancies?
Ill give you 5p for Quizzes & Puzzles
So broadly speaking you slept with all the Board members,when we was led to believe you was at a Burns Night!={:)
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Mrs_ O ... deal. Take it away. They can all get the answers from the following day's paper.

Sassy ... for you, obviously.

What do you fancy?
I'll offer a sovereign for History
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stompe ... essentially, yes.

Although a few "under the kilt" favours helped persuade a few of the more recalcitrant shareholders.
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Rosetta ... you'll get quite a lot of change for that. Have you got anything smaller?
did you have a return on my investments at the races today jj????
As CEO, what's your policy on trolls? Are you reinstating the death penalty?

(Obviously I don't have a problem with them in the section I now own)
A ducat then but I get to say which sovereign and I choose Henry VIII cause he was fat and poxy
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I bet on them all stokey.

Morgan Be won, I think.

Not sure if I'm up or not.

I lost on effing Arsenal again, and Brighton (both of whom drew).
I always thought you were undercover -well wanted to be !

I'll deffo stake a wad in JJ Holdings-what was the full address and account details in Nigeria again :)
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Daresay any **** would satisfy our Jayne at the moment -sorry for speaking for you hun but thats what i would think so long as it wasnt a pencil sharpened to wthin an inch of its life:)
F.I.Act, We are entitled to know your Salary Please?
I'd like the role of "Manager of Member Issues". basically I propose checking out all current and pending members. photos essential.
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I don't draw a salary, Stompe.

I will merely sell my shareholding in due course for a huge profit to a dodgy Russian ******.
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Mrs_O ...

Trolls will be treated as "food for the intellectuals".

Instead of being banned, they will, metaphorically speaking, be thrown to the lions.
Demand to see Saras CV, This is Blatant Nepotism. I want that job!{:)

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