Vegetable based diet causing flatulence & worse.

[Whoever]

In recent weeks, trying to eat up a glut of home grown vegetables, I've been eating a largely vegetarian- based diet. However, it's been causing a great deal of flatulence and loose bowels. Do vegetarians normally suffer in this way? Can anybody suggest how to cure the problem?

[joggerjayne]

Yep.

Vegetarians fart a lot.

The End



(Never accept dinner invites from vegetarians. Being in a room full of them could be quite suffocating.)

[joggerjayne]

ps. Cows produce more harmful gas than all the motor vehicles in the country put together ...

Cows being ... vegetarians !

[snags]

''Cows produce more harmful gas than all the motor vehicles in the country put together ''

Maybe, but they look sooooo cute.

On a plate.

With chips.

[joggerjayne]

... and garden peas.

=0)

[snags]

Peas? Waste of time and space.

[carlton23]

The sheep in Aussie produce more methane than anything else on earth.