You know <. . . > is big when . . .

[mollykins]

You know someone's name is big when it doesn't fit in the box on the sponsor form.


Can I trust you lot to keep it clean?

[Barmaid]

your bum is big when your clothes come with "wide load" stamped on the rear.

[NazNomad]

You know your van is big when you have no intact wing-mirrors on it.

[zzxxee]

arse is big when talking scales say "one at a time please "

[Dris]

You know big is big when a 5 year old is taller than pixi.....(snigger)

[cupid04]

you know your big when in communal changing rooms with mirrors everywhere!

[Dris]

hahaha -beats me looking like gigantor next to you -cuts both ways lol
(ahhh the good old stalker box -that brought soem memories back looool)

[DosAmigos]

You know your dong is big when she starts to choke...

[jd_1984]

I can only think rude things......

[jd_1984]

But unlike DosAmigos, I will keep them to myself!!

[pa___ul3]

you know the film you've been watching is Big when you really want to play chopsticks on a massive keyboard.

[jd_1984]

You know the curry that you had last night was too big when you spend the next day passing gas faster than a formula 1 pit boy!

[mollykins]

oh dear . . .

[NazNomad]

"Can I trust you lot to keep it clean?"

You can now answer your own part of this, Molls. Although I expect you knew that when you posted it, lol :-))

[jd_1984]

Perhaps reverse psychology, she doesnt really want clean responses?