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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Boxy...back in the 50´s it was always called the VD clinic and to me it will always remain so.
There was a Consultant who always asked the same question.
"If the vicar came in with a penile lesion, what tests would you do?"
"WR and Kahn sir"
"On whom" retorted the Consultant
"on the vicar of course" we all chanted.
With a big smile he would reply " No..........on the vicar´s wife" he replied. " because that is where the vicar caught it"
LOL......... memories eh!
There was a Consultant who always asked the same question.
"If the vicar came in with a penile lesion, what tests would you do?"
"WR and Kahn sir"
"On whom" retorted the Consultant
"on the vicar of course" we all chanted.
With a big smile he would reply " No..........on the vicar´s wife" he replied. " because that is where the vicar caught it"
LOL......... memories eh!
Perhaps he was a naughty vicar sqad. What about if you are gay, could a man catch it from a man or would he have to be bisexual. Does it hang about in your body ready to pounce because as you know I have been widowed for 18 months and too old at 84 to find another sexual liaison and have had it several times within the past year. In fact because I had it several times my GP arranged tests at the hospital. Nothing bad underlying I am glad to say but all the things suggested are what I do including cranberry juice, plenty of water, perfume free soap, and also the prof told me to eat some natural yoghurt every day, which I do. At the moment it seems to be staying away, fingers crossed. It and vertigo are the two things I hate the most.
Morning to you too boxy. That would explain it, but where the devil did it come from in the first place? And why doesn't it affect the back as well as the front? I have always wiped from bottom to top as they suggest as I cannot think of any other way to do it, it always seemed natural to me. And yet it still happens. And it is definitely something you don't want to have. Hope it goes away soon.♥