Question!

[merciasounds]

----------How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?



Why does a round pizza come in a square box ?


What disease did cured ham actually have?




Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby " when babies wake up like every two hours?





Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?



Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?



Why do doctors leave the room while you change?

They're going to see you naked anyway.



Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?



If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?


If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?



Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

They're both dogs!



If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?



Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?



Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your a--?



Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

[boxtops]

why when something happens to a teenager, the news reports that he's a boy if it's a good thing, or a youth if it's something bad?