The Kiss

[carlton23]

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So she does... And it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

[wildwood]

Heard it before and still like it. lol

[Jemisa]

Yeah! because I posted it a couple of weeks ago.

Its a good joke if hearing for the first time.

jem

[keithlbw]

Jemisa -- That is the pot calling the kettle black , you are notorious for posting others jokes .

[Jemisa]

I didn't know Jokes belonged to people, I never said that, as I said I posted it a couple of weeks back but it doesn't belong to me.
I'm notorious eh! well thats nice.
Lets hear one from you Its got to be one that belongs to YOU no one has heard of or ever posted. I'm waiting... :o{

jem.

[keithlbw]

Jemisa...I don't want to get into a slanging match with you.
Your comment seemed to be quite sharp and implied that carlton23 had reposted one of "YOUR" jokes..
I would be very surprised if a new unheard joke was ever posted.....
xx

[Jemisa]

carlton seemed to know what I meant so didn't reply, why do you think carlton needs you to fight in his corner? although it is kind of you. Slanging match? moir?
You just get back to your cricket match and forget all about Jem.
OUT!!!

jem

[keithlbw]

Whats with the cricket .you assume too much....