Drunk Driver in Oz

[whiskeryron]

Drunk Driver
True story from Australia...THIS is absolutely brilliant! Only an Aussie
could pull this one off!

A true story from Mount Isa in Queensland.

Recently a routine Police patrol car parked outside a
Local neighbourhood pub late in the evening. The
officer
Noticed a man (Luke Sandery)
Leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely
walk.

The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes,
With the officer quietly observing. After what seemed
an
Eternity and trying his keys
On five vehicles, the man managed to find his car,
which he fell into. He
Was there for a few minutes as a number of other
patrons
Left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and
Off (it was a fine dry night). Then flicked the
Indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and
Then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few metres, reversed a
Little and then remained stationary for a few more
Minutes as some more vehicles left.
At last he pulled out of the car park and started to
Drive slowly down the road.

The Police officer, having patiently waited all this
Time, now started up the patrol car, put on the
flashing
Lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a
Random breathalyser test.

To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence
Of the man's intoxication.

The Police officer said "I'll have to ask you to
Accompany me to the Police station - this breathalyser
Equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated
Decoy". !!!!!!!!

[ChuckFickens]

http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/decoy.asp

[joggerjayne]

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[whiskeryron]

Thanks Chuck ( holds hand out for slapping) I did Snope it before submitting but only typed in Drunk Driver in Oz & got negative feed back.

Ron.

[mccfluff]

still funny tho