Thomson's holiday complaints

[Dee Sa]

There was a list of funny/stupid holiday complaints and I would like to send them to my pal in Oz with her xmas card, but I have Googled but only get serious complaints, can anyone help me pls ?
Dee

[dzug2]

can't help with the specific query but

http://www.lonelyplan...jspa?threadID=2130091

may amuse someone in Oz

[redcrx]

http://www.theholiday...ts-from-the-past-year some here

http://www.cosmopolit...forums/thread/1322524

[dzug2]

and some more

http://www.guy-sports...kers_to_Travel_Agents

[moiflan]

I used to be a rep in Greece back in the 80s and some the complaints I heard made me cringe."You told us to put suncream on our backs but I burnt all my legs today" or"There's no vinegar with the chips"

[237SJ]

I`ve had those kind of complaints as well. "Why are we landing in HK/Singapore/KL etc"? Because no aircraft has been designed to fly all the way to Australia without stopping, Sir. "If I had known we were going to stop here I would never have booked on *****. "I suggest you speak to your travel agent, Sir" (Alternatively, why don`t you just f*** off sir)

[SpikeyBush]

Could be worse. You could have booked with Thomas Cook. Just think about lounging on the beach soaking up the currant bun and then hearing that Thomas Cook's bank says enough is enough and all their aeroplanes are repossessed and if you have no insurance you have to walk home from Tenerife

[237SJ]

ATOL will see you alright though. Unless you have booked flight only.

[chelle7272]

If you google 'genuine holiday complaints' there are a few there

[SpikeyBush]

like the old boiler from Birmingham who complained that it took her longer to fly to Antigua than it did for holidaymakers from Florida.

People like that should have their passports revoked.