Prostate examination.

[starone]

> An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the
> Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the
> Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says, "I'm
> going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a
> little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to
> lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your
> prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99'.
>
> The old guy obeys and says,"99".
>
> The doctor says, "Great". Now turn over on your left side and again,
> while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99'."
>
> Again, the old guy says, '99'."
>
> The doctor said, Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back
> with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate
> with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your
> penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say,
> '99'.
>
> The old guy begins, "One ...... Two ... Three" .....

[notasyoungasiwas]

Dirty old man !!

[seadogg]

Why didnt I think of doing that. Mind, those examination gloves tend to lower the old get up and go!

[wildwood]

Ha ha ha, I love it.

[missprim]

Really did make me laugh out loud.