Why men are never depressed

[starone]

Men Are Just Happier People for the following reasons:-

Their last name stays put
The garage is all theirs.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You have to shave only your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives
on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.

[Davethedog]

Starbuckone I know why this is in jokes 'cause theres not a section called truths :-) 30 seconds for a phone call is about 20 seconds to long.

[marval]

Now we know lol

[scowie]

...yet we suffer more depression and commit suicide much more than women — guess we must be right miserable Lady Veggies then!

"Why it's better to be a guy" might have been a better title :-)

Who the flump knows stuff about tanks though??? I dont! :-)

[scowie]

"Lady Veggies"!!! That's one funny swear filter! lol!

[JonnyBoy12]

'Tanks' a lot for this posting. It has made us all laugh.