But at some point, one returns, SJ, and your descriptor wasn't that far from the mark, a glass of red grape juice, just the DT Quickie (the big one done), no food as I had it here, but plenty of company with locals who had visitors and a weekend of wanting to show them the local colour (read getting blitzed).
I would have stayed longer as there were some disgraceful non-pc jokes flowing....not repeatable here, but the mater would have ripped out the TV cables as she can't handle the zapper or the plugs.
Is vodka ok with her way forward - that is what matters.
Friends, yes, why be overly hostile on here.......?