chicken fillets

[sherby]

Guys, is finding a pair of 'chicken fillets' in a girls bra a disappointment?

[MargeB]

You get intimate with a guy, things get heated, and you find he has strapped something that looks like a bernard mathews chipolata to himself, for 'extra effect'.

It's never ever a good thing.

Most guys are tech freaks. Everything about going with a girl is the opposite of that, the unpredictability, the randomness, the 'back to nature' of it. 'Chicken fillets' inserts 'hi tech' into the 'natural' mix. Ugh. No good.

[calleach]

Its certainly better than finding a chippolata in her pants.

[honkytonkman]

I'd be flattered that she'd let me get so far! ;

[MargeB]

Reminds me of a genius Radio series on a few years back with Jo Brand and others...'The worst week in a worst week of worst weeks' or somit, about 'you think you've had a bad week, how about this guy?'

Husband, standing in the kitchen at home, cooking the chicken breasts for dinner on the griddle...they were sticking to the pan a bit. Yep. Them were the wife's 'bra support'.

What a nightmare! Not as big a nightmare as the wife, when, 5 hours into her day at work, discovered how the mix up had occurred.

Urgh.

[Bob A Job]

Call trading standards, if you bought a Porsch and found a Skoda engine under the bonnet what would you do?

LOL

[iwbus]

Not good, it's like discovering a wonderbra under her blouse, so called because she takes the bra off and you "Wonder" where her tits went

[wotsit]

It would depend on whether you were hungry or not and the proximity of the nearest BBQ. Just don't ask her for a muffin.

[ICEMANSAV]

Of course it is. With all the stuff for women know, wonder bra, wonder bum, wonder no tum etc. its a shame. A bit like that film " I'm gonna get you sucka"

[mats01_99]

I was dancing with a girl once and one of her chicken fillets burst. I wouldn't have minded too much but it made a right mess of my suit trousers! Had awful trouble trying to explain it to the dry cleaners!

[BigDogsWang]

iwbus - how did you manage to get away with the word TITS without ****?

Can we finally swear on AB? (Only joking).

[ICEMANSAV]

Was she a midget Mats01_99 ? Or was it a different kind of dancing?

[Little Lady]

I would only ever wear these if i were in a relationship and had no one to dissappoint.

[Morrisonker]

First off I'm a girl, so I don't know what the guy would be thinking, but to be cheesy, if he really likes you your breast size shouldn't be an issue.

Wouldn't it be embarrassing for him to find them?  I mean, what would you say?  Better going for a bra which has inbuilt enhancers or just go without.  Not all guys like big breasts you know.

[lizzierose]

is it also a disapointment to you men when you see us without makeup or realise that unless we have about a third of our body area every other day we're actually hairy! Its just another enhancement2ourselves look more attractive because we're supposedly not good enough in our natural state. I'm not on some feminist rant I don't really mind but I don't think some people realise how crass they sound when they make such flip comments. Have read this back and it wasn't meant to sound so extreme but you get the idea

[oxeyedaisy]

finding chicken fillets is the ladies revenge for finding socks in mens underpants to enlarge their meagre lunchbox..

[flaming]

So, size  does matter ?  Better make sure you are not a 'disappointment', then.

[Thunderchild]

size should not matter one bit it dosn't matter to me. i realy fancy a girl that is not "large" but i don't mind i like her because she is different i hate all this make up junk jusbe you and if he/she likes u it will shure be what u are and not what u appear to be.