Doctor Doctor.........

[ELVIS68]

I went to the doctor and asked her to look at my penis.

I said,"But you must promise not to laugh.

"The doctor agreed but when I dropped my pants, she couldn't help but snigger.

"I'm sorry," she says. "But that's the tiniest penis I ever saw, it's so incredibly small I can barely see it.
So, anyway what seems to be the trouble with it?"

"It's swollen", I replied.

[tonyav]

LOL, by the way see rowan, she has a spell to fix that problem.

[tenrec]

Just put some cream on it and rub it in gently!