Points to Ponder

[denis567]

Seen these in a magazine - some good ones

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak.

If I agreed with you, we would both be wrong.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.

How is it that a careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a camp fire.

Dolphins are so intelligent that within a few weeks of captivity they can train people to stand by the edge of the pool and throw them fish.

Women will never be the equal of men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Hospitality is making your guests feel like they are at home, even if you wish they were.

And finally. You are never too old to learn something stupid.

[Brinjal]

Very good.

[tenrec]

Some good ones there denis.

[marval]

I like them.