Are they trying to tell me something

[giveup]

This week I have received 3 free samples of anti ageing creams through the post. I fear they might be too late.

[gness]

Disheartening isn`t it Giveup?
Like when the guard doesn`t ask to see my Senior Rail Card.:-(

[Mick-Talbot]

I no longer get asked how old I am at legoland.

[boxtops]

I'm getting fed up with emails about penis enlargement, and I haven't even got one (as sp said the other day).

[gness]

Mick. If you modeled for Dave`s 50 Shades of Lego I`m not surprised.

[giveup]

I am using them (don't look to bad in dim light) but will go down fighting.

[DTCwordfan]

I started using this breast hormone cream someone sent me - I now need a B cup bra.

[gness]

Why do I think you would have been a tad more experimental with the cream DT? x

[giveup]

Its getting worse,I've just tried to change the TV channel with the phone.

[Lore]

My friend gave me an Avon book to look at. They have a range of creams to suit certain ages...
40 is approaching rapidly, I considered getting the 40+ cream, but then, do I get a head start and go for the 50+ cream or go the whole hog and put in some serious preventative measures and get the 60+ cream? :/

DT, just a B cup? I'd complain!

[craft1948]

You think that's bad giveup, I try to swat flies on my computer screen with the cursor..................

[giveup]

Never mind,at least the sun is shining today.

[giveup]

But it does show up the wrinkles!!!

[slinky.kate]

i have tried to make a phone call with the remote control,and d
wondered why the channels kept changing.