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Jemisa | 11:38 Fri 07th Sep 2012 | Jokes
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We are always told we should look after and keep an eye on our old neighbours.
Why the f**k should we? My 89 year old neighbour is such a lazy bitch,

she hasn"t even taken her milk or newspapers in for over two weeks.
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Oh dear
LOL
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Is she Dead! Immobilized ill or what,I wouldn't want you as a neighbour.
Like it Jem x :-D
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Does anybody realise this is posted in JOKES!!!!
There are other categories for being concerned about neighbours.
LOL theres always one aint there.
Can I close my mouth now?? Lol
in this case 2 Tone :-D x
Many years ago I knew a chap from the club who had a milk round. Every week he would make a present of half a dozen eggs from his cart to an elderly gentleman in the club who lived alone. One week he had sold all his eggs so had none left to give away. The said elderly gentleman, after fretting all evening, finally went up to him and said, "Where's me bleedin' eggs, then?"
bill - it's a JOKE ...

Am I going to be your 'best answer' again Jem ?
Well alba, I haven't heard that one before 2 tone.
my hair is 2 tone, auburn and silver :-D
Wish someone would give me some eggs. I was just fancying a frittata for my dinner and guess what - I have run out of eggs. So it's either a quick trip to Budgens or a frozen ready meal.
What's a frittata when it's at home?
a fancy tasty omelette I think Mike.

Starby, I've got eggs (shurrup Tony) I might be a while to get to you though.
If your meal is frozen, it is hardly ready Starby
Yes it is a sort of omelette - it certainly needs eggs plus potatoes and anything else you want to put in it. Yummee. I'm off to Budgens can't resist the thought.
Hopkirk - Oh yes, I didn't think of that - but it doesn't take long in the microwave and I think the ready part of it means you don't have to prepare anything.
I guarantee you will burn your tongue with it.

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