The Ibuprofen Song

[mrs_overall]

If you feel a bit off colour
Or are feeling really ill,
There's a very simple answer,
Just take one little pill.
It's the answer to all ailments
You'll be as fit as a fiddle
And it doesn't cost the earth
(Currently 16p in Lidl).

Chorus:
"Ibuprofen is the answer"
Sqad will always sing
And if by chance it doesn't work
Give NHS Direct a ring.

If you have a headache
It will soon restore your smiles.
You can even mix it to a paste
And rub it on your piles.
If you feel like death warmed up
Sing "I don't give a damn
Because I know I can be cured
With 600 microgram."

Chorus:
"Ibuprofen is the answer"
Sqad will always sing
And if it doesn't work
Give NHS Direct a ring

From tennis elbow to a corn
Diahorrea to constipation
Ibuprofen is the answer
To medical salvation.
Food poisoning from seafood
From an oyster or a clam?
No problem, just remember
Take 600 microgram.

Chorus:
"Ibuprofen is the answer"
Sqad will always sing.
And if it doesn't work
Give NHS Direct a ring.

Copyright Cr@p Songs by Mrs Overall 2012

[Kiki-frog]

Brilliant work yet again, Mrs O. Brightened up my morning. Thanks you! x

[tonyav]

Big LOL at that mrs overowl, excellent.

[murraymints]

lol

[Sqad]

LOL...very good.....but use mgms instead of micrograms......it should work even better.....;-)

[TOWIE]

hahaha - Morning Mrs. O. thats put a big smile on my face. xx

[tonyav]

Hellooooo, minty. Hows things ?

[mrs_overall]

Thank you, thank you. I think Messrs Dylan, Cohen etc have nothing to fear.

I stand corrected by Sqad's superior knowledge of doseage

[tonyav]

Take no notice mrs o, he's being picky lol.

[murraymints]

hi Tone..could be better...dad hopefully on the mend...he is bright today..mum not too good though..taking a toll on her !got to stay positive though....have you fed those goats ?

[maggiebee]

Dear Mrs O, I am going to a get together where funny original poems will be read or songs sung. I notice you have copyright on this little ditty. May I have your permission to recite it on the night? I will of course remove Sqad's name and substitute another. Many thanks.

[DTCwordfan]

Very good!

I may as well confess as I don't think Mrs O has seen it - http://www.theanswerb...uestion1176548-2.html

[mrs_overall]

maggiebee - yes of course.
If you want me to write something on a specific subject, just ask.

[mrs_overall]

DT - I turn my back for 2 minutes and this is what happens. How very dare you! lol xx

[Ann]

Me too Mrs O - like Maggie I would love to recite it to my ladies group at church, who are always full of their ailments!
Seriously I am sitting here feeling so upset this morning as we have some family problems at the moment, I am so worried I have a huge headache and have hardly slept going over and over in my mind what I can to do to help. You have made me smile again, you are an angel, bless you and thanks :))

[mrs_overall]

Ann, I am so sorry to hear of you problems. I hope they are sorted soon. If there is anything I can do to help, please shout up. xx

[Smowball]

Brilliant!

[DTCwordfan]

Anything we can do Ann - if not least act as a counterfoil for you to wail at, perhaps help shape some thoughts, obviously another thread. I am heading out in a few minutes but will be on and off in about 45 minutes. f you want to keep it more personal, then my temporary e-mail ,using nungate's name in vain, is still active, [email protected]

[Ann]

Just loved ones splitting up and one left with nothing to eat, feed or clothe 3 beautiful children. I'm not exaggerating as I don't hold with sob stories but this one has totally floored me and I am devastated at the turn of events. Thanks for your sympathy, I'm doing everything I can to help them, but sadly it is their decision and I must stand by them.