I Am Fed Up

[furballxl5]

with my other half.
All he keeps doing at this time of the year is eat russells sprouts and then keeps belching and farting all the time.

[boxtops]

who's Russell?

[Prudie]

Does Russell mind?

[factor-fiction]

Why won't Russell eat his own sprouts?

[Lie-in King]

Does Russell object?

[ChuckFickens]

^ LOL!

[Zacs-Master]

Desktop?

[China Doll]

I doubt it Zak.

[ChuckFickens]

Russell has a lot to answer for!

[Maydup]

He won't be alone its a seasonal hazard.

[EcclesCake]

Boys will be boys as you should know.....

[Mamyalynne]

Large cork.

[factor-fiction]

No, Z_M- too many fullstops and capital letters.
I know what you mean about sounding vaguely familiar though

[dotty.]

stop feeding him sprouts then.

[Zacs-Master]

Ok.

[Sparkles62]

Think yourself lucky, the OH does that every week after a sunday dinner !

[dotty.]

you're the man of the house, tell him to pack it in

[BilSuth]

Does he consistently fart and belch alternately? Or is there some other pattern? Is is possibly morse code or a mathematical formula possibly intended for (other?) extra-terestrials? There could be more to this than meets the eye and ... er ... the other senses.

[furballxl5]

Mike is my special friend as well

[Tilly2]

Who's Mike? Does he eat sprouts as well?