New Dentures...
A couple of old mates were golfing when one mentioned that he was going to T. Raydon the dentists for a new set of dentures in the morning.
His elderly mate Sid remarked that he, too, had gone to the very same dentist
two years before.
"Is that so?" asked the first old guy. "Did he do a good job?"
Then Sid replied, "Well, I was on the golf course yesterday when
a bloke on the next fairway hooked a shot. The ball must have been going at
least 200 mph when it smacked me right in the testicles."
The first old bloke was confused and asked, "What the hell does that have to
do with your dentures?"
"well It was the first time in two years that my teeth didn't hurt."