Mobile Phone Etiquette

[excelsior-1]

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his mobile phone and started talking in a loud voice:

"Hi sweetheart, its Eric. I am on the train."
"Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting".
"No, honey, not with that blonde from the accounts office. It was with the boss".
"No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life".
"Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart".

Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly. When the young woman sitting next to him had enough, she leaned over and said into the phone, "Eric, hang up the phone and come back to bed."
Eric doesn't use his mobile phone in public any longer.

[boxtops]

Nice one, I must remember that for next time I'm on the train....

[tenrec]

I like clever jokes. Nice one.

[starone]

Like it, very clever.

[frugalfred]

I recall the wife who thought her husband was having an affair, so she hid a very sexy pair of knickers above the passenger sun-visor.....