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Exhausted Blonde
An exhausted looking blonde dragged herself into the doctor's office. "Doctor there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night and I can't get a wink of sleep."
"I have good news for you," the doctor answered rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications. "Here are some new sleeping pills, that work like a dream. A few of these and your trouble will be over." "Great," said the blonde. "I will try anything."
A few weeks later the blonde returned, looking worse than ever. "Doctor your plan is no good. I'm more tired than ever."
"I don't understand how that could be," said the doctor shaking his head. "These are the strongest pills on the market."
"That may be true," answered the blonde wearily, "but I'm still up all night chasing these dogs, and when I finally catch one it's hard getting him to swallow the pill."
"I have good news for you," the doctor answered rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications. "Here are some new sleeping pills, that work like a dream. A few of these and your trouble will be over." "Great," said the blonde. "I will try anything."
A few weeks later the blonde returned, looking worse than ever. "Doctor your plan is no good. I'm more tired than ever."
"I don't understand how that could be," said the doctor shaking his head. "These are the strongest pills on the market."
"That may be true," answered the blonde wearily, "but I'm still up all night chasing these dogs, and when I finally catch one it's hard getting him to swallow the pill."
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