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Jemisa | 22:09 Tue 14th May 2013 | Jokes
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Now I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly.

I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft.

If you would do this for me no one would ever know.

I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would.

I am very desperate and I need your help.

You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and.....

I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so.

Do you have a piece of chewing gum?

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What's >> Long and thin , covered in skin, red in parts and go's in tarts ? Rhubarb .
22:12 Tue 14th May 2013
Ooh you little masticator.
Juicy fruit do?
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Long and thin , covered in skin, red in parts and go's in tarts ?
Rhubarb .
'chortle'

Jem strikes again
Q] What's pink and hard first thing in the morning?

A] The Financial Times crossword.

Q] What's pink and hangs out a man's pyjamas?

A] His mum!
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Tee Hee

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