A woman gives birth to a baby and afterwards, the doctor comes in and says: "I have to tell you something about your baby."
The woman sits up in bed and says: "What's wrong with my baby, doctor? What's wrong?"
The doctor says: "Well... now... nothing's wrong exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
The woman says: "A hermaphrodite... what's that?"
The doctor says: "Well, it means your baby has the... er... features... of both a female and a male."
The woman turns pale. She says: "Oh my God! What do you mean?"
The doctor: "Well, it has a Vagina... AND a Brain!"