Im Baaaack! Omg You Would Not Believe The Day I've Had
Fyi i'm talking about "Picnic in the park" the biggest gay event of the year after pride festival but anyway there were B*tchfights, drugs, supposedly straight celebrities cavorting in the toilets with the "ladies" which i highlight in commas as they were obviously men and i don't mean feminine ladyboys i mean large handed big adam appled obvious queens.
We had a great time until a friend we were with we'll call "Lynda" was seen clinching in the toilet with a famous "Straight" actor, anyway i can't and won't name him for the obvious legal implications but anyway some stranger decided to video them them over the cubicle partition taking what was apparently cocaine before they fell into a compromising situation which would've obviously exposed him and all hell broke loose"
The actor's friends who were the most beautiful but violent queens you've ever who seen saw the would be "director" from the urinals where they were talking and smashed down the cubicle door and attacked the sneaky snapper and then the photographers "Girls" jumped in and within a few seconds there was a absolute riotous mayhem, honestly there were fake nails, thongs and pat butcher earrings all over the place!
Security and the police were obviously called and several of both sides were arrested for affray and assault but from what i know either side aren't going to press charges so it's up to the police to deal with the affray side of it but wow, what a great day, sun, cocktails, catfights and drama, who would've thunk it but when you get a bunch of queens drunk at an event then what do you expect?
Anyway i'm as drunk as the proverbial skunk on weird pink and purple, sparkler, fruit pieces and small umbrella'd cocktails and about about to become deliciously comatose and had the best summery sunday despite a fashion faux pas with some latex underwear which i was warned not to wear but anyway i want to hear how your day went? And if i don't get back to answer you because i've slipped down the sofa as leather and alcohol don't mix (Well not tonight as i'm on my own, ooh poor me) i want to say i love you my knowledgable friendly darlings!