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In Praise Of Beards
BEARD FACTS
1. Stroking of beard increases concentration and cognitive ability.
2. Filters the air of toxic pollution and stray food.
3. Natural bear repellent when camping or wandering in the forest.
4. Science has shown that beards rarely sleep.
5. Acts as a homing beacon attracting the jealousy and admiration of the beardless.
6. Beards are almost completely immune to sarcasm.
7. Dramatically increases your woodchopping capabilities.
8. Helps you to instinctively know where the nearest mountain is.
9. Increases handsomeness.
10. Fits on your face.
Taken from Doghousediaries.
1. Stroking of beard increases concentration and cognitive ability.
2. Filters the air of toxic pollution and stray food.
3. Natural bear repellent when camping or wandering in the forest.
4. Science has shown that beards rarely sleep.
5. Acts as a homing beacon attracting the jealousy and admiration of the beardless.
6. Beards are almost completely immune to sarcasm.
7. Dramatically increases your woodchopping capabilities.
8. Helps you to instinctively know where the nearest mountain is.
9. Increases handsomeness.
10. Fits on your face.
Taken from Doghousediaries.
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Beards make a pretty good soup too, if you wring it out at the end of the day
21:31 Mon 23rd Dec 2013
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