The scene is a large busy supermarket and a woman checks onions for freshness by smelling them. She starts a few tears.
Tilly thinks she's upset & starts crying in sympathy and it spreads fast to rocky and Purple. They, elina, pixie and brenda leap on the woman to hug her. The woman screams: "I'm suffocating, please let me breathe!".
Tambo produces a snotty hankerchief, the sight making rocky and tilly vomit all over the woman and the supermarket supervisor.
Meanwhile grasscarp grabs the tannoy and starts a joke: "This Irishman, Englisman...." He fails to finish because the tears and vomit short-out the tannoy electrics and trigger the security alarm.
When the police arrive baldric, boxy, ratter and SIQ etc., look sheepish but are not carted off in the Black Mariah like the over-sympathisers. The original woman is rushed to A & E, with a string of onions around her neck, covered in sick and on oxygen of her crushed hugged chest while on the floor.
All were released later including the onion woman from A&E and everyone burst into tears of joy and lived happily ever after.
Honest folks, I was there!
SIQ.