Why Is It? ......

[Ann]

Why is it ................

That the very day you decide to "slob out" with no make up on and wearing old jeans - a houseproud, stylish, much older friend decides to pop in and see you! GRRR! ;)

After trying hard and succeeding to get an emergency appointment at the doctors for that niggling pain you have had for more than a week, you find it has mysteriously disappeared when you wake up the morning you are due to go!

The TV behaves beautifully after calling in an engineer to fix a fault he can't find!

All this happened to me recently - any more happened to you..............?

[society]

... and why does toothache disappears when you get to the dentist office.

[Canary42]

Had similar problem with car - clutch wouldn't disengage and made horrible noise. Call RAC - man arrives and I go to demonstrate - no problem - does he believe me ?

RAC man returns to van, I go to drive off - problem returns. Fortunately RAC man heard it and came back to my rescue.

[AB Editor]

1. She's watching you

2. Maybe the discomfort was from the stress of not getting an appointment. You got one and thus it was cured.

3. "Software error" :)

[Ann]

As soon as the sun glimpses a BBQ it calls in the rain!

[gness]

In the loo with a good book......the phone rings......

The one time you don't check before washing someone has left a tissue in a pocket....

The Yorkies rise beautifully if you're cooking for yourself.....cooking for guests and they flop........the Yorkies not the guests.....☺

[mrs_overall]

Gness, I know the Koreans like eating dog.....

Are Yorkies a speciality of your neck of the woods? I can't imagine there is much meat on them ;-)

[society]

lol @ Mrs. O

You and Gness crack me up. :)

[mrs_overall]

Thank you society!
That makes two compliments so far today. The other one was from my daughter who called me eccentric. High praise indeed!

[society]

While we're on 'E' how about eclectic too... that suits you fine. :)

[shoota]

Eccentric - spelt M A D

[gness]

Not a lot of meat, MrsO but I have a small oven.....tried a Labradoodle but the blighter wouldn't fit........☺

[shoota]

My doodle would have fitted.

[mrs_overall]

gness, is your oven gas or eclectic?

takes out The Book and looks pointedly at shoota

[gness]

Well, like I said.......it's a very small oven........☺...x

[mikey4444]

Whats the problem ? I schlep around in jeans all day, without make up as well !

[gness]

Well...the bottom bit is not gas....that I know because it comes on just by turning a knob....the top bit is probably eclectic....I haven't tried that bit yet.....x

[gness]

Hmmmm...that's not what I've heard, Mikey.....☻

[mrs_overall]

Ann - sorry for digressing but that gness started it

[gness]

Why Is It?........She always blames me?..... :-(

[shoota]

Your friend, Ann, is probably jealous as hell that you have the self-confidence to wander round wearing nothing other than a pair of old jeans........