Mad Over Fifties Club

[queenofmean]

Good Evening and Welcome to this Evening's Mad Over Fifties Club.

Please leave all your coats/bags/capes/brooms/keys etc with our lovely Igor. Please note that they may disappear and appear again in a few weeks! The Tailcock this evening is the Mother's Pride - a potent yet yeasty brew that is most certainly going to bring a smile to your face. On the hot plate this evening is a Warming Beef Stroganoff with piles of hot, fluffy rice and various sides. We also have the usual canopies and Volly Vents and Horses Doovers. On the Pudding Trolley we have a Peach Melba...please help yourselves. Entertainment this evening comes from the Bert Phanackapan and his Calypso and Limbo band (how low can YOU go?) Also for all you lovely ladies we have Ms P Amper doing nails, massages and facials in the parlour next to the Hot Tub and Swimming Pool. Guests are reminded that if they use the conservatory (the spider monkey does love company) they are not under any circumstances to feed the Triffid (the owner of the green hat still has not been found). Bungee will be restored in a matter of weeks, don't enter or throw anything in the moat, the piranhas don't like - and its mating season!

Daisynonna sends her apologies, she may be along later, owing to some family commitments, She has sent Ernie the sea Eagle with a few prize for the ROFL - box of fountain pen ink cartridges (assorted colours), a double barrelled pencil sharpener, 2 sheets of blotting paper 1 Pink, 1 White, and one left handed italic pen (Nungate has dibs)

A warm Welcome awaits those who dare enter these portals. Carriages at midnight

[nungate]

Thanks for stepping into the breach Queenie, don't go too far I shall certainly need you this evening .....

[queenofmean]

Igor....have you got the Key's nobody seems to be here yet

[DTCwordfan]

Good evening all....and the sundry too.

Now how are things up there in Nungatevilletonhamingend?

Riffles to include:

6 plastic boxes for Chinese
7 different chopsticks all different, good for one-armed folk
1 bottle of Tommy K, nicely crusted
1 pack of Dorset Oats, 5 per cent left, the rest in the dog here
1 jar of Dijon something
16 prawn cwackers.
1 brass poker, broken.
8 logs
1 roll of brown tape, enough for a very small parcel
1 cracked jardinier
3 old candles, no wick

[queenofmean]

Evening DT...I must say that brown tape could come in handy for my parcels!

Things are not too bad thanks...

[nungate]

Evening DT, have felt better, Queenie has been great getting things started for me tonight.
How about your end of the country all well?

[DTCwordfan]

All okay, apart from seeing a box of Dorset Oats being fed to the dawg by ewe-no-who. Given it loves a ball in the mouth, thinking of replacing that with an apple, roasting him and make some Vietnamese Haggis.

[Igor61]

Everything is fine young Madame, gates opened and everything. You hsoukld know it isn't fashionable to arrive on time or even early these days.

Good evening DT, sir can I fetch you your usual bucket?

[queenofmean]

I shall be dropping in now and again this evening as I have a few things I need to do in my chamber

[tonyav]

Good evening, your nungateship and Queenie ( have you put in to retake your driving test yet ? ).
Gawd what a journey, that Lambretta of mine has a mind of it's own it got off the M6 at junction 27 and on to the A49 to Wigan. Had to convince it the the Casino was no more and the last all nighter was in 1981 and that no we couldn't take the Preston bypass to Blackpool ( Mecca ) as I don't know when the next Northern Soul night is, anyhow after a few tears I talked him round to head for Edinburgh and nungate towers ( I'm sure that he doesn't believe me that the Casino club is no more ) .
Anyhoo for the roffle I have 10 feather quills ( still attached to the goose ), one feather duster ( minus feathers ) and one stiff yard broom ( bristles gone limp ).
Igor, my usual ( engraved ) bucket if you please.

[nungate]

please try and keep yourself "available" Queenie - I may have to dash off anytime......

[DTCwordfan]

Yes please, a bucket of Mother's Ruin would be very good. Does it need tonic? If so, three limes please.

[Igor61]

Good evening Tony, sir, I had a feeling you would not be very long I have your bucket suitably filled-----sorry about today's results

[DTCwordfan]

what's this, nungate, Barca, the loo or out? Or all three of them.....

[nungate]

Evening Tony, shall I have a word with the moped? I can try and convince him about the casino.....

Mother's Pride DT not ruin ........ though I don't know .....

[tonyav]

nungate, are the cats behaving their selves tonight ?, if not I have a packet of dreamies in my jacket pocket we could drug the little b*ggers.

[queenofmean]

I shall see what I can do Nun.

No Tony...need to wait til Payday or even the one after this one

[tonyav]

Ohhh, nungate please don't call my SX 200 a moped, he is of 1968 vintage and you know how emotional they can be !.

[nungate]

Barca are fine, won again today, though it would seem that Valdes has played his last game for the Blaugrana, he could be out for 6 months. Knee injury against Celta on Wednesday.
Having a bit (well more than a bit) of tummy troubles - think I must have eaten something that didn't agree with me yesterday.

[tonyav]

Ah right, I see, Queenie.

[nungate]

Cats will in all likelihood behave themselves - I am not on my own tonight!
(and Queenie has the chief troublemaker with her in her chambers anyway)