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Naked
Many years ago a woman known as a black widow, was arrested for murder.
She was convicted of killing three husbands, and was sentenced to be hung.
On the day of her execution the prison officer asked her if she had a last request.
“Yes” she said, “I would like to die the same way I was born.”
“What do you mean?” he asked.
“Well,” she said, “I was born naked and I would like to die naked.”
Her request was granted, and she walked up to the scaffold totally naked.
Unfortunately nobody had told the executioner of her request.
As she walked towards him totally naked, his mouth fell open and his eyes popped out on stalks.
The woman looked at him, smiled and said.
“This could be all yours if you keep your trap shut.”
She was convicted of killing three husbands, and was sentenced to be hung.
On the day of her execution the prison officer asked her if she had a last request.
“Yes” she said, “I would like to die the same way I was born.”
“What do you mean?” he asked.
“Well,” she said, “I was born naked and I would like to die naked.”
Her request was granted, and she walked up to the scaffold totally naked.
Unfortunately nobody had told the executioner of her request.
As she walked towards him totally naked, his mouth fell open and his eyes popped out on stalks.
The woman looked at him, smiled and said.
“This could be all yours if you keep your trap shut.”
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