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The Untold Rules For Men

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marval | 20:35 Mon 07th Jul 2014 | Jokes
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1. The female always makes the rules.

2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No male can possibly know all the rules.

4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.

5. The female is never wrong.

6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.

7. If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologise immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female.

10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.




1. The female always makes the rules.

2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No male can possibly know all the rules.

4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.

5. The female is never wrong.

6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.

7. If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female.

10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.



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13. The male should understand that he is too dim-witted to understand the rules the first time they are said so he must expect to hear them a second time.
So good we got it twice?


oh so true
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Oops sorry Maggie, not sure what happened there.

Typical Female,

Just has to say it all twice!
And the referee is always a woman
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That will teach men to listen the first time, so it doesn't need repeating. lol
Psybbo, How many Yellow cards are we allowed ?.
No need to post it twice, marval. It was still echoing after reading it once.
2 and you're out Tony
who will be the finalists in Brazil?
*** - the Ex is posting.


i don't care - my lot (costa rica) got knocked out
that was B-loody H-ell.
Argentina v Germany final I think, Psybbo.
Tony, that is the right answer, in my opinion, get on it!
what are the odds on that?
1 Brazil
2 Argentina
3 Germany
4 Netherlands

DTCwordfan
what are the odds on that?

Dunno, DT.
DTC 21/10 with Paddy Power
Not bad then, 2 to 1......mmmm

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