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How Did You Find Out About Santa?

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sroot9 | 23:56 Tue 09th Dec 2014 | Society & Culture
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How did you find out the truth about Santa? I'm hoping for some funny stories!
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What "truth"?
...oh I get it, you're one of those COMPLETE NUTTERS that claim he doesn't exist LOL
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Haha, you got me, I've always been judged for not believing.
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...some people eh? tchoh!
How can there be a funny story about finding out the truth about Santa. I was heartbroken when I was told the truth, hated my Dad for a long time after.
You be saying you don't believe there's a man in the sky next...
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Sorry, I didn't mean to offend anyone. Maybe I'm just not ready to accept the facts yet people! I refuse to believe that every December someone breaks into my house and I will be laughed at if I call the police to tell them! That is a scary thought, every Christmas eve I have to lock my doors and hope he isn't real.
I was a little surprised when I found out he had his beard permed,but he's still Santa.
There are loads of men in the sky Ummmm ...ask the Civil Aviation Authority!
You poor thing,maybe you once suffered a trauma?
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I'll admit it, I once saw Santa kissing my mother and now I can never think about him the same way
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNlLRiBIarI
Indeed ...imagine, in the wake of the Rolf Harris scandal Santa being pulled up on historic allegations (well they're both famous beard toters).
I wonder if Operation Yewtree extends its branches that far skyward!!
...doesn't bear thinking about.
...another crumpet padre?
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@mamyalynne at least someone managed to make a song out of my horrible childhood
Behave now.


How are you?Not spoken for a while.
Kevin (***) Wilson did too!

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