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lindapalmara | 18:35 Fri 23rd Jan 2015 | Jokes
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An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily.

'Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'

The girl, crying, replied,'Sniff, sniff...Dad...I became a prostitute.'

'Ye what!? Get out a here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'

'OK, Dad. As ye wish. I only came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion, plus a £5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex.

And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club ... (takes a breath) ...and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera.'

'What was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.

Girl, crying again, 'A prostitute, Daddy!' Sniff, sniff.

'Oh! My Goodness! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant! Come here and give yer old Dad a hug!'
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HaHa
Lol.
I like that. :-)
lol.
This same joke appears twice in Related Posts!!!
good one.
LOL
That was seven years ago.... we've forgotten it, Tuvok
Lol, lol, lol!!!!!!!!!!!
And we used to have an option of viewing what might be related posts before we submitted.
First time I've seen it.
....and me. I wasn't here seven years ago. I'm a newbie, really.
Can't please everyone Linda. ;o)
...so you gotta please yourself.
neither was I
And your point is Tuvok? We don't all scour AB on a daily basis.

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