Men And Naturism

[ethandron]

We've just had a conversation about the above, and were wondering how men go on in a naturist environment if they 'stand to attention' unexpectedly.
It must happen, and we were wondering how it would be viewed by other naturists.
Anyone know?

[Zacs-Master]

There are plenty of sights to quickly discourage such events.

[excelsior-1]

unfortunately, i have not yet had the opportunity to 'hang out' in a naturist establishment

[ethandron]

Well, yes,I'm sure there are Zacs, but there must be times when it just 'happens' and we were wondering how it's perceived by the naturist fraternity.
I'd quite like to be a naturist, it must be very liberating.

[Hopkirk]

I think they sunbathe on their front for a while

[Mamyalynne]

//we were wondering how it would be viewed by other naturists.//


Well they wouldn't need their binoculars.

[Khandro]

There have been avant garde productions of nude ballet featuring male dancers, on watching a performance, Robert Helpman once observed " The problem is, when the music stops, not everything stops moving"!

[Old_Geezer]

They give them some stick.

[tonyav]

Useful for hanging your bag though.

[excelsior-1]

seriously though ethandron, if you are really curious about it - why don't you investigate one or two places with a view to trying it out?

[douglas9401]

Most clubs cover this eventuality in standing orders.

[melv16]

I've been a naturist for over 20yrs and I've never seen any man standing to attention.

[Chipchopper]

This is where the rolled up newspaper comes in handy

[gness]

No, Chip....a sharp tap with a pencil works instantly....I always had one to hand....☺

[sunny-dave]

I find that thinking very hard (oooh matron) about Margaret Thatcher will always preclude such an unwanted event ...

[Chipchopper]

..........ok Gness I really meant for covering up :-)

[Baldric]

Naturism, na, I'm just not up for that!

[gness]

Oh sorry, Chip.....I thought you were beating seven bells out of it with a copy of the Daily Mail......☺

[Tilly2]

Hugging a tree might help.

[Fusion5]

I would think if you were s regular naturist then you would be ...ahem...hardened to it.

[aelmpvw]

if the unfortunate/fortunate event did occur, standing with your arms akimbo would probably be frowned upon